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From: mamahoogie
Date: 12-10-2003, 08:26 PM (1 of 5)
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The Senior's Alphabet............. I know this alphabet Well A for arthritis, B for bad back, C is for chest pains. Perhaps cardiac? D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight--can't read that top line. F is for fissures and fluid retention G is for gas (which I'd rather not mention) H high blood pressure [I'd rather have low) I for incisions with scars you can show. J is for joints, that now fail to flex L for libido--what happened to sex? Wait! I forgot about K! K is for my knees that crack when they're bent (Please forgive me, my Memory ain't worth a cent) N for neurosis, pinched nerves and stiff neck O is for osteo-and all bones that crack P for prescriptions, I have quite a few Give me another pill; I'll be good as new! Q is for queasiness. Fatal or flu? R is for reflux--one meal turns into two S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears T for tinnitus--I hear bells in my ears U is for urinary: difficulties with flow V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy", you know. W is worry, now what's going 'round? X is for X ray--and what might be found. Y for another year I've left behind Z is for zest that I still have my mind, Have survived all the symptoms my body's deployed, And kept twenty-six doctors gainfully employed!!! I've decided to live forever - so far, so good.
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User: mamahoogie
Member since: 12-25-2002 Total posts: 461 |
From: MaryW
Date: 12-11-2003, 08:48 AM (2 of 5)
LOL, good one. 
MaryW
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User: MaryW
Member since: 06-23-2005 Total posts: 2542 
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From: MaryW
Date: 12-19-2003, 07:22 PM (3 of 5)
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Hey Jo, this is your alphabet. LOL.
MaryW
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User: MaryW
Member since: 06-23-2005 Total posts: 2542
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From: joannequilts
Date: 12-19-2003, 07:27 PM (4 of 5)
| ROFL....yeah you would say that. |
User: joannequilts
Member since: 12-22-2000 Total posts: 3070 
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From: MaryW
Date: 12-20-2003, 12:35 PM (5 of 5)
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What you don't have I do.
MaryW
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User: MaryW
Member since: 06-23-2005 Total posts: 2542
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