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From: dave
Date: 01-10-2004, 08:46 PM (1 of 16)
These tension knobs on moms serger really do cause her some tension. And she thought putting the cover on her new pfaff was gonna keep what out? dust?? maybe...

Now, I found a really nice pair of scissors in her sewing room, they cut paper really well, I've cut some plastic tags off some new clothes, and we have trimmed some of the plants around the house, they are getting dull. Maybe mom will pick up some new ones in New York.
Just mail them home mom, don't try to take them on a plane.
I'm lucky I survived moms cooking :p
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From: LeapFrog Libby
Date: 01-10-2004, 09:32 PM (2 of 16)
You are just aching for trouble aren't you ???? You better enjoy this freedom while you have the chance..:bg: :bg: :bg: :bg: :whacky: :whacky: :whacky:
Sew With Love
Libby
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From: Chrysantha
Date: 01-10-2004, 10:00 PM (3 of 16)
Don't forget to cut your hair, the dogs hair and the carpet with your Moms scissors....

Make sure you wind LOTS of thread around the tension knobs...

Don't forget to put her fabric in order according to SIZE, no matter what the color....and make sure to TAPE all her thread with duct tape...it's stickier and will do a much better job than anything else...

Make sure her machines are GOOD and oiled all OVER !!!

You have to have everything just right for when she comes home !!!:bolt:
Chrys
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From: maps
Date: 01-11-2004, 08:46 AM (4 of 16)
boy dave, i hope your lazy boy has legs, your going to need them when mom gets home!!! LOL!!! :bluewink: :bluewink: :bluewink:
Marge
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Member since: 06-18-2003
Total posts: 152
From: bren
Date: 01-11-2004, 10:51 AM (5 of 16)
Originally posted by Chrysantha
Don't forget to cut your hair, the dogs hair and the carpet with your Moms scissors....

Make sure you wind LOTS of thread around the tension knobs...

Don't forget to put her fabric in order according to SIZE, no matter what the color....and make sure to TAPE all her thread with duct tape...it's stickier and will do a much better job than anything else...

Make sure her machines are GOOD and oiled all OVER !!!

You have to have everything just right for when she comes home !!!:bolt:

I kind of agree with Chrysantha ... if your going to do a job do it right... ROTFLMAO.
Bren:
Don't let anyone ...Live Rent Free In Your Head
User: bren
Member since: 11-30-2002
Total posts: 489
From: Mother in Law
Date: 01-11-2004, 11:17 PM (6 of 16)
I'd like to be there when she gets back. I like to watch a good butt kickin every once in a while.

Susie
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From: Magot
Date: 01-12-2004, 02:46 AM (7 of 16)
< think Macbeth's three witches>
Bewaaaare, Mothers Have a Way of Knowing Things........
love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us
Cells a Speciality
DNA to order.
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From: MaryW
Date: 01-21-2004, 07:22 AM (8 of 16)
David Alan, I just found this post. :mad:

get outta that room!

And Chrysantha, what are you doing joining in the deviltry.
MaryW
owner/editor of Sew Whats New
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From: Magot
Date: 01-21-2004, 02:28 PM (9 of 16)
................ I warned you.........
love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us
Cells a Speciality
DNA to order.
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From: MaryW
Date: 01-21-2004, 07:49 PM (10 of 16)
Dave, those scissors will cut your throat if you don't get outta there!
MaryW
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From: aly
Date: 01-21-2004, 08:53 PM (11 of 16)
:bang:

...wish I'd read this topic before having kids...

:bg:
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Member since: 08-16-2002
Total posts: 35
From: Chrysantha
Date: 01-21-2004, 09:08 PM (12 of 16)
:shock:


oh no....were we caught ?!?!?!?!?!......mothers....they all have eyes in the back of their heads and know whats going on all the time...::heavy sigh::


:wink:
Chrys
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Total posts: 2414
From: Mother in Law
Date: 01-21-2004, 09:48 PM (13 of 16)
I like to see kids get beat!!!!! Mary can I come up to your place when you get home? I'll even help hold him down so you can do the job right. :nah: I better stay put, Mary I've got a place ready if you need a place to hide after you get through with his butt for child abuse. ROFL Dave is in trouble, (singing)............................. Ha Ha Haaaaa Haaaa Ha
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From: Magot
Date: 01-22-2004, 02:21 PM (14 of 16)
I don't think ou can get done for child abuse on someone his size, Susie, still
............................ Ha Ha Haaaaa Haaaa Ha
love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us
Cells a Speciality
DNA to order.
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From: Karebear
Date: 01-22-2004, 08:14 PM (15 of 16)
Dave.. you are a kid after my own heart... I wish that I could be a bird in the room when Mama comes home.. :bg: :bg:
Karen

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"If you want to build a ship, don't herd people together to collect wood and don't assign them tasks and work, but rather teach them to long for the endless immensity of the sea." --Antoine de Saint-Exupery
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From: Magot
Date: 01-23-2004, 01:55 PM (16 of 16)
OK, who's got a webcam?
love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us
Cells a Speciality
DNA to order.
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