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From: Dode
Date: 02-12-2005, 02:30 PM (1 of 4)
good afternoon everyone. The other day we were talking about Drs. and how they can make us mad, well when I was going through some old papers I found a card that made me smile all over. I hope it gives you all a smile as well.
What your DR. says-- What your DR. Means--
I'd like to run more tests I want the sunroof for my
new sports car
I'd like you to see a specialist I have absolutely no idea
what is wrong with you
Bend over Bend over( hey some things
are bad enough without
deeper meaning
Please make a follow-up I'd like the CD player with the
appointment five-disc changer
The nurse will take over I'm late for my tee-off time
from here.
I have good news and bad I have bad news
You'll feel some slight discomfort This is gonna hurt like hell
Hmmm that's interesting What the heck is That thing
Any history of medical problems Can I blame genetics in case
in your family I screw up
This is a highly treatable disease How much insurance are you

In other words------
Hope you all have a great day.---translation--Have a great day
User: Dode
Member since: 03-09-2003
Total posts: 15
From: Dode
Date: 02-12-2005, 02:34 PM (2 of 4)
I guess I wasn't as smart as I thought I was. I thought I could have 2 columns for you to read, but it didn't really turn out that way. I hope you can read it anyway.
User: Dode
Member since: 03-09-2003
Total posts: 15
From: MyGirlFriday
Date: 02-12-2005, 03:42 PM (3 of 4)
I got it~
I work for an insurance company! And I use to work for a Dr. too!
pretty scary~but true!

Blessings & Smiles

Frogs have it easy....they just eat what's buggin' them.
User: MyGirlFriday
Member since: 12-05-2004
Total posts: 288
From: Shellymoon
Date: 03-18-2005, 11:40 PM (4 of 4)
a few more...

?How long have you been having this problem?
Translation: Are you still complaining about that?

?We've done all we can
Translation: Our drug reps don't have a pill for that?
Shelly Moon
User: Shellymoon
Member since: 05-27-2001
Total posts: 240
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