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From: Sewhappie
Date: 03-03-2005, 06:44 PM (1 of 5)
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Some of the artists from the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include: Herman's Hermits: "MRS. BROWN, YOU'VE GOT A LOVELY WALKER" The Bee Gees: "HOW CAN YOU MEND A BROKEN HIP" Bobby Darin: "SPLISH, SPLASH, I WAS HAVIN' A FLASH" Ringo Starr: "I GET BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM DEPENDS" Roberta Flack: "THE FIRST TIME EVER I FORGOT YOUR FACE" Johnny Nash: "I CAN'T SEE CLEARLY NOW" Paul Simon: "FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE YOUR LIVER" Commodores: "ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES TO THE BATHROOM" Marvin Gaye: "I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPE NUTS" Procol Harem: "A WHITER SHADE OF HAIR" Leo Sayer: "YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE NAPPING" The Temptations: "PAPA'S GOT A KIDNEY STONE" |
User: Sewhappie
Member since: 10-27-2001 Total posts: 1427 |
From: Chrysantha
Date: 03-03-2005, 07:59 PM (2 of 5)
I don't feel old till I see someone like the Stones on t.v.....and they look like mummies.... 
Chrys
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User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002 Total posts: 2414 
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From: GreenDragonLady
Date: 03-03-2005, 08:08 PM (3 of 5)
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Yeah, wasn't their last tour the "Steel Wheelchairs" tour?
photos.yahoo.com/greendragondesigns
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User: GreenDragonLady
Member since: 07-29-2004 Total posts: 495 
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From: mamadus
Date: 03-05-2005, 05:15 PM (4 of 5)
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good one jess!!! MO life is too short, not to explore
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User: mamadus
Member since: 12-31-2004 Total posts: 492 
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From: blanken6
Date: 03-30-2005, 02:36 AM (5 of 5)
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That is soooo funny, my paster just said those the weekend befor this? It must be really going around! I am glad I got to hear (see) it both places, made me laugh both times!
Proverbs 31:10-31
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User: blanken6
Member since: 08-11-2004 Total posts: 41 
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