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From: auzzi
Date: 03-23-2005, 03:34 AM (1 of 2)
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PHILOSOPHY 1. LIFE: * Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and I thought to myself, where IS the ceiling? * On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key. * Everybody is somebody else's weirdo. * Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statute. 2. RELATIONSHIPS: * I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either. * I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem. * I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier. * Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. * Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing him again. 3. BUSINESS * When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried. * You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard. * Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience. * A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt. * Don't be irreplaceable - if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. * After every rise in salary, there is less money at the end of the month than there was before. * Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it. * I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. * If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done. * When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, " How would Superman handle this?" 4. PHILOSOPHY: * The more garbage you put up with, the more garbage you are going to get. * Don't let yesterday take up too much of today. |
User: auzzi
Member since: 10-28-2003 Total posts: 56 |
From: MaryW
Date: 03-23-2005, 11:18 AM (2 of 2)
Auzzi, thank you for that. It's so true. 
MaryW
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User: MaryW
Member since: 06-23-2005 Total posts: 2542 
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