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From: auzzi
Date: 03-23-2005, 03:34 AM (1 of 2)

1. LIFE:
* Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and I thought to myself, where IS the ceiling?

* On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

* Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

* Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statute.

* I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.

* I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

* I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier.

* Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

* Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing him again.

* When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

* You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

* Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

* A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.

* Don't be irreplaceable - if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

* After every rise in salary, there is less money at the end of the month than there was before.

* Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

* I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

* If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

* When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, " How would Superman handle this?"

* The more garbage you put up with, the more garbage you are going to get.

* Don't let yesterday take up too much of today.
User: auzzi
Member since: 10-28-2003
Total posts: 56
From: MaryW
Date: 03-23-2005, 11:18 AM (2 of 2)
Auzzi, thank you for that. It's so true. :yawn:
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User: MaryW
Member since: 06-23-2005
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