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From: SummersEchos
Date: 05-10-2005, 08:46 AM (1 of 3)
BBQ: The only type of cooking a real man will do.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following
chain of events are put into motion:

1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it
on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils
and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging
beside the grill.
4) The man places the meat on the grill.
5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and
cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat
is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring
another beer while he deals with the situation.
7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it
to the woman.
8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread,
utensils,napkins, sauces, and brings them to the
table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does
the dishes.
10) Everyone praises the man and thanks him for his
cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night
off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes
that there's just no pleasing some women!
Summer

FREE FALLIN
User: SummersEchos
Member since: 09-29-2004
Total posts: 884
From: BRG
Date: 05-10-2005, 08:49 AM (2 of 3)
LOL ... how true!!!! Good one!
- Brenda -
User: BRG
Member since: 01-12-2005
Total posts: 388
From: MaryW
Date: 05-10-2005, 09:06 AM (3 of 3)
So true, seems to me Bama had the very same thoughts on hubby and bar b q's. :re:
MaryW
owner/editor of Sew Whats New
User: MaryW
Member since: 06-23-2005
Total posts: 2542
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