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From: allie-oops
Date: 06-15-2003, 03:16 PM (1 of 3)
Stock Market Update
As you all know, the stock market has not been in the greatest shape lately. It seems that because of current economic conditions, many companies are contemplating mergers and acquisitions. Here are a few mergers to keep an eye on:

1. Xerox and Wurlitzer
(They're going to make reproductive organs)

2. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell computers
(The new company will be called...Fairwell Honeychild)

3. Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler
(The new company will be called...Poly-Warner-Cracker)

4. WR Grace Co, Fuller Brush Co, Mary Kay Cosmetics and Hale
(The new company will be called Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace)

5. 3M and Goodyear
(The new company will be called...MMM Good)

6. John Deere and Abitibi-Price
(The new company will be called...Deere Abi)

7. Honeywell, Imasco and Home Oil
(The new company will be called...Honey, I'm Home)

8. Denison Mines, Alliance and Metal Mining
(The new company will be called...Mine All Mine)

9. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants
(The new company will be called...Poupon Pants)

10. Knott's Berry Farm and the National Organization for Women
(The new company will be called...Knott Now)

11. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco and Dakota Mining
(The new company will be called..Zip Audi Do-Da)

12. Motorola and Enron
(The new company will be called...MORON)
"onward through the fog"
User: allie-oops
Member since: 10-25-2002
Total posts: 282
From: Magot
Date: 06-15-2003, 04:26 PM (2 of 3)
:bg: Allie I seriously think that you have too much time on your hands! Thanks for the laughs!
love and kisses, Jan
Cells a Speciality
DNA to order.
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002
Total posts: 3626
From: allie-oops
Date: 06-15-2003, 05:38 PM (3 of 3)
ROFLOL!!!!!!!! I wish!
"onward through the fog"
User: allie-oops
Member since: 10-25-2002
Total posts: 282
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