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  1. A little story (1 replies)
  2. The Moral Of The Story (3 replies)
  3. Last Will (5 replies)
  4. time for some new ones... (5 replies)
  5. Well, it sounded good to me. (6 replies)
  6. Menopause humour (5 replies)
  7. for Harry Potter fans (not sure non-fans would get it) (0 replies)
  8. Word Game (250 replies)
  9. Arizona! (3 replies)
  10. Please read this, The Perfect Dress (4 replies)
  11. My kind of doctor. (3 replies)
  12. Everyone's favourite queen of craft (1 replies)
  13. UPS Pilots and Mechanics (1 replies)
  14. Really desperate housewives! (2 replies)
  15. This one's for Patsy (3 replies)
  16. No Joke (3 replies)
  17. Angels explained by children (0 replies)
  18. Exotic pet (2 replies)
  19. Liver and Cheese (8 replies)
  20. It's BBQ season so don't forget the rules. (5 replies)
  21. Joke of the week (4 replies)
  22. Birth Order Of Children (6 replies)
  23. Funny Mother's Day story (4 replies)
  24. Red Skelton's Recipe For The Perfect Marriage (9 replies)
  25. Why God Made Moms (2 replies)
  26. redneck joke (0 replies)
  27. More on Aging (1 replies)
  28. Games for us old folks (0 replies)
  29. Just for fun (7 replies)
  30. Noah's Ark 2007 (2 replies)
  31. ..and they just keep coming... (6 replies)
  32. Never argue.... (1 replies)
  33. ...after the frog... (2 replies)
  34. Have yoy heard this one... (0 replies)
  35. New York to London (9 replies)
  36. Cold Weather (16 replies)
  37. Aging (4 replies)
  38. Whos that,Bubba? (2 replies)
  39. Who says men don't remember anniversaries! (3 replies)
  40. First grader (0 replies)
  41. A must read for Grandparents or anyone who knows them (6 replies)
  42. a bathroom joke.... (1 replies)
  43. Super Granny (3 replies)
  44. Sand and Stone (2 replies)
  45. Did I read that sign right? (3 replies)
  46. new career.. (8 replies)
  47. For all of you executive types: (0 replies)
  48. One to be proud of.... (6 replies)
  49. The sayings of a cat (8 replies)
  50. New Diet Plan (8 replies)
  51. Engineers~are you one? know one? (5 replies)
  52. Another blonde joke (2 replies)
  53. Ladies Restroom (1 replies)
  54. Boudreaux and Thibodaux joke (8 replies)
  55. On Aging (5 replies)
  56. The lesson is timeless. (2 replies)
  57. Blond Joke (7 replies)
  58. And you think you've had a bad day..... (1 replies)
  59. Widdle Wabbits (2 replies)
  60. Women Over 40 (3 replies)
  61. Breat Fed or Bottle Fed (2 replies)
  62. Best short joke... (1 replies)
  63. Jan's jokes (2 replies)
  64. I'm sure I've seen these before... (3 replies)
  65. will she stop.. (2 replies)
  66. oh no, another joke... (2 replies)
  67. one way... (1 replies)
  68. Bran Muffins (5 replies)
  69. Pickles Comic Strip (15 replies)
  70. Stupid Questions (7 replies)
  71. Police (7 replies)
  72. The Truth About Politicians (2 replies)
  73. thethimble (1 replies)
  74. Pet daily diaries (2 replies)
  75. Smartie (15 replies)
  76. What are you? (2 replies)
  77. How much do you remember? (26 replies)
  78. Box of Chocolates (7 replies)
  79. That darned cat..... (2 replies)
  80. What Is A Grandparent? (5 replies)
  81. Only a Quilter … (14 replies)
  82. Words of Wisdom (3 replies)
  83. Investment Tips for 2007 (1 replies)
  84. Effects of Drugs and Drink on Spiders (10 replies)
  85. My Dad is a Father (2 replies)
  86. Silent but????? (3 replies)
  87. Head of the household (2 replies)
  88. Happy New Year - start as you mean to go on... (3 replies)
  89. Mom knows best........... (2 replies)
  90. The Great Truths of Life (7 replies)
  91. Why Men aren't good secretaries (3 replies)
  92. Dreaming of a White Christmas? (19 replies)
  93. Weeweechu! (4 replies)
  94. a nuvver wun (read in an english accent) (4 replies)
  95. Dr. Phil (0 replies)
  96. Watch What you Say (4 replies)
  97. Grandma (3 replies)
  98. My Resignation (7 replies)
  99. Psych 101 Christmas Carols (4 replies)
  100. Deer Hunters (3 replies)
  101. two guys from Michigan... (3 replies)
  102. a litle chemical humour.. (6 replies)
  103. New Virus for those over 40 (4 replies)
  104. Maxine for President (3 replies)
  105. Think You Computer Problems? Try Installing a Husband (2 replies)
  106. The Contribution (2 replies)
  107. Telemarketers.............. (6 replies)
  108. State Trivia (9 replies)
  109. The Sensitive Man (1 replies)
  110. Kids... (3 replies)
  111. Prison is Punishment ? ? (3 replies)
  112. A couple of couples (2 replies)
  113. halloween humor............... (3 replies)
  114. Whats for dinner? (7 replies)
  115. Men and Women (3 replies)
  116. Baby Boomer Blues... (6 replies)
  117. Gonna be a Bear (6 replies)
  118. (true) Headlines... (0 replies)
  119. Wal Mart (1 replies)
  120. more ponderisims.... (1 replies)
  121. Just when you think you have seen it all! (10 replies)
  122. Mid-life Crisis -- older women are great! (1 replies)
  123. A Mouse Story (2 replies)
  124. Men and Women (11 replies)
  125. What R U Doing? (1 replies)
  126. New Boyfriend (6 replies)
  127. Snails (3 replies)
  128. Talking parrot (3 replies)
  129. Talking Dog for Sale (2 replies)
  130. Dumb Men Jokes (2 replies)
  131. The Family Tree Of Vincent Van Gogh… (8 replies)
  132. oh come on now, a round of applause please (4 replies)
  133. The unanswered questions of life.. (8 replies)
  134. Church Ladies (3 replies)
  135. A Nun's final words of wisdom... (1 replies)
  136. No Pun Intended! (8 replies)
  137. Gotta love this girl! (2 replies)
  138. ...here we go again.... (6 replies)
  139. watch this guys make sure you dont have heart problems (2 replies)
  140. Mathematics (2 replies)
  141. True Story! (8 replies)
  142. For all us women out there (3 replies)
  143. More jokes for you (0 replies)
  144. Joke for today (3 replies)
  145. A Little Humor For The Day!!! (8 replies)
  146. This one made me laugh (3 replies)
  147. New Supermarket for Patty (1 replies)
  148. Dam Beavers (5 replies)
  149. Ponderisms (6 replies)
  150. walking in a chemical wonderland... (1 replies)
  151. The best part of church going :-) (3 replies)
  152. ....a new one.... (11 replies)
  153. Old Man (3 replies)
  154. A Texas Farmer (0 replies)
  155. green sea lettuce (7 replies)
  156. Zzzzzz (3 replies)
  157. What??? (5 replies)
  158. The daily snicker, courtesy of the A.P. (1 replies)
  159. ~Ba doom boom tish! (6 replies)
  160. How Was I Born, Daddy? (6 replies)
  161. Laugh it up (4 replies)
  162. Fordham Ram - College Mascot (4 replies)
  163. The President, First Lady, and Dick Cheney (12 replies)
  164. Doctor, Doctor (4 replies)
  165. Funniest Joke In the World (12 replies)
  166. Had me rollin (3 replies)
  167. One More (2 replies)
  168. I love Dave Barry (2 replies)
  169. The oil change -- a drama about gender (1 replies)
  170. say no more! (1 replies)
  171. Riddle . . . . . (16 replies)
  172. Smart Blonde Joke (3 replies)
  173. from my sisters collection of jokes. (2 replies)
  174. Nuts (2 replies)
  175. Bread Kills (4 replies)
  176. Only in CA (1 replies)
  177. The Yr 2029 (2 replies)
  178. It's been a long day! (2 replies)
  179. laughter therapy (3 replies)
  180. Evolution of Dance (6 replies)
  181. This is for the mothers who have (1 replies)
  182. Disorder in the Court (4 replies)
  183. I'm on a roll...... (1 replies)
  184. Pregnancy, Estrogen and Women (4 replies)
  185. Faux Paux Sisterhood (0 replies)
  186. British chips (8 replies)
  187. communication with the dead (0 replies)
  188. Cinco de Mayo... (4 replies)
  189. First Mamogram Preparation (11 replies)
  190. grammatical groaner (3 replies)
  191. The wife who merely stays at home..... (5 replies)
  192. I feel the need.... (4 replies)
  193. A compliment (5 replies)
  194. The bartender (3 replies)
  195. Happy Easter (1 replies)
  196. Out of the mouths... (3 replies)
  197. Mommy test (7 replies)
  198. time for a new one... (5 replies)
  199. What Do Retired People Do All Day? (5 replies)
  200. Look What You''re Missing Dear (1 replies)
  201. Games for when we are older (1 replies)
  202. Hymns for All Occasions (5 replies)
  203. Horse back riding (4 replies)
  204. In Honor of St. Patrick (13 replies)
  205. ..these had me in tears.... (4 replies)
  206. Groaners... (2 replies)
  207. Bob Hope said.... (0 replies)
  208. one good Tern diserves another.... (5 replies)
  209. The Next Survivor Series (7 replies)
  210. I agree with Don (2 replies)
  211. One for Jan (11 replies)
  212. Laws of Natural Universe (6 replies)
  213. My reputation is secure.... (8 replies)
  214. Anybody like Groucho? (1 replies)
  215. brain cramps (1 replies)
  216. House Cleaning? (3 replies)
  217. The Thirsty Rope (2 replies)
  218. Novel Pet (5 replies)
  219. Cowboy Honeymoon (5 replies)
  220. Rita Rudner jokes (5 replies)
  221. Red Neck humor (0 replies)
  222. the future yet to come....? (12 replies)
  223. Blondes (5 replies)
  224. How many group members does it takes to change a light bulb? (8 replies)
  225. Seniors and Hand Guns (7 replies)
  226. If my Body were a Car (2 replies)
  227. For all my fans (1 replies)
  228. The Bathtub test (9 replies)
  229. How to lose 10 pounds (0 replies)
  230. Wax on, Wax off? (10 replies)
  231. An Ex Wives Tale (1 replies)
  232. Spaghetti ( here I go talking about food again.) (2 replies)
  233. The LOOKOUT Virus (1 replies)
  234. You know you're getting older when...... (1 replies)
  235. Groaner - for all my fans... (10 replies)
  236. Brown Paper Jake? (3 replies)
  237. this is a stick up (2 replies)
  238. Getting Older (3 replies)
  239. My Goldfish Died: (0 replies)
  240. Unlocking a car without keys - not a joke (3 replies)
  241. After Christmas Fitness Program (1 replies)
  242. Sweatshirt (1 replies)
  243. Deja Vu (16 replies)
  244. Frank (1 replies)
  245. Worthy of Jan (5 replies)
  246. Danger Danger!!! More British Silliness. (4 replies)
  247. Life in the 1500's (5 replies)
  248. start as you mean to go on..... (4 replies)
  249. 71 Reasons to by Fabric (0 replies)
  250. groaning time.. (7 replies)
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