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From: allie-oops
Date: 06-17-2003, 06:40 AM (1 of 4)
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A man walks into the closet to speak to his wife while she is rummaging through her clothes and asks her what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and told her had a special day planned for her Birthday. Off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Big Mac along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.! Then it was off to a movie -- the latest epic, and hot dogs, popcorn, Pepsi Cola and M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?" One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my dress size." The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong. "onward through the fog"
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User: allie-oops
Member since: 10-25-2002 Total posts: 282 
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From: MaryW
Date: 06-17-2003, 07:57 AM (2 of 4)
LOL, that's cute.
MaryW
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User: MaryW
Member since: 06-23-2005 Total posts: 2542 
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From: bren
Date: 06-17-2003, 09:03 AM (3 of 4)
That made my morning !!! ROTFLMAO!! That is a good one.
Bren:
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User: bren
Member since: 11-30-2002 Total posts: 489 
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From: Aimee S
Date: 06-17-2003, 10:23 AM (4 of 4)
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Tooo Funny, I too ROFLMAO!!!! Copy Paste send to Hubby. He has forgotten my BD for 10 years. remebers it one week latter on aniversary get to presents one in BD wrap other in bag. The more you disaprove, the more fun I am having!
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User: Aimee S
Member since: 02-23-2003 Total posts: 488 
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