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From: MaryW
Date: 07-09-2003, 10:39 AM (1 of 5)
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Lawyer: "Now would you please tell the Jury the truth - why did you shoot your husband with bow and arrow?" Defendant: "I didn't want to wake up the children. MaryW
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User: MaryW
Member since: 06-23-2005 Total posts: 2542 
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From: allie-oops
Date: 07-10-2003, 01:05 PM (2 of 5)
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LOL!!!!!!! Reminds me what I heard on a tv show the other night - a guy asked a waitress what is the quickest way to a man's heart, and she replied "Through his chest with a sharp knife".
"onward through the fog"
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User: allie-oops
Member since: 10-25-2002 Total posts: 282 
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From: Aimee S
Date: 07-10-2003, 01:16 PM (3 of 5)
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reminds me of one where a gal goes to her priest and tells him her hubby died the night before. The Priest asked did he have any last words. the Widow says yes it was Martha Please Put the gun down.
The more you disaprove, the more fun I am having!
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User: Aimee S
Member since: 02-23-2003 Total posts: 488 
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From: wghmch
Date: 07-18-2003, 09:19 AM (4 of 5)
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There is more money being spent on breast implants & Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs & huge erections & absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. |
User: wghmch
Member since: 03-04-2003 Total posts: 249 |
From: MaryW
Date: 07-18-2003, 12:18 PM (5 of 5)
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ROFLPIMP!!!
MaryW
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User: MaryW
Member since: 06-23-2005 Total posts: 2542
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