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This archived content is from Mary Wilkins’ sewing and quilting message board “Sew What’s New,” which was retired in August 2007. It is being provided by “Sew What’s Up,” which serves as the new home for many members of “Sew What’s New.”
From: MaryW
Date: 07-09-2003, 10:39 AM (1 of 5)
Lawyer: "Now would you please tell the Jury the truth - why did you
shoot your husband with bow and arrow?"

Defendant: "I didn't want to wake up the children.
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User: MaryW
Member since: 06-23-2005
Total posts: 2542
From: allie-oops
Date: 07-10-2003, 01:05 PM (2 of 5)
LOL!!!!!!! Reminds me what I heard on a tv show the other night - a guy asked a waitress what is the quickest way to a man's heart, and she replied "Through his chest with a sharp knife".
"onward through the fog"
User: allie-oops
Member since: 10-25-2002
Total posts: 282
From: Aimee S
Date: 07-10-2003, 01:16 PM (3 of 5)
reminds me of one where a gal goes to her priest and tells him her hubby died the night before. The Priest asked did he have any last words. the Widow says yes it was Martha Please Put the gun down.
The more you disaprove, the more fun I am having!
User: Aimee S
Member since: 02-23-2003
Total posts: 488
From: wghmch
Date: 07-18-2003, 09:19 AM (4 of 5)
There is more money being spent on breast implants & Viagra than on Alzheimer's research.

This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs & huge erections & absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
User: wghmch
Member since: 03-04-2003
Total posts: 249
From: MaryW
Date: 07-18-2003, 12:18 PM (5 of 5)
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Member since: 06-23-2005
Total posts: 2542
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