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From: maps
Date: 07-24-2003, 10:47 AM (1 of 3)
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A pastor, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked into a neighborhood pub. The place was hopping with music and dancing but every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time after the lights would go out the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the town pastor, the room went dead silent. He walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?" The bartender replied, "I really don't think you should." "Why not?" the pastor asked. "Well, there is a statue of a naked woman in there, and her most private part is covered only by a fig leaf." "Nonsense," said the pastor, "I'll just look the other way." So the bartender showed the clergyman the door at the top of the stairs, and he proceeded to the restroom. After a few minutes, he came back out, and the whole place was hopping with music and dancing again. However, they did stop just long enough to give the pastor a loud round of applause. He went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?" "Well, now they know you're one of us." said the bartender. "Would you like a drink?" "But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled pastor. "You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf is lifted on the statue, the lights go out in the whole place. Now, how about that drink?" I laughed out loud at this one!!! I hope no one is offended!!! Marge
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User: maps
Member since: 06-18-2003 Total posts: 152 
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From: Chrysantha
Date: 07-24-2003, 11:56 AM (2 of 3)
it WAS good !!! 
Chrys
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User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002 Total posts: 2414 
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From: MaryW
Date: 07-25-2003, 01:50 PM (3 of 3)
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It was VERY good. LOL
MaryW
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User: MaryW
Member since: 06-23-2005 Total posts: 2542 
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