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From: Magot
Date: 07-29-2003, 12:10 AM (1 of 1)
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My 16 year old told me this chat up line yesterday: "How do you like your eggs for breakfast?" "Unfertilized" Made me cry  The worst line I ever overheard in a pub was: "Osmosis is the passage of water across a semi permeable membrane from an area of low salt concentration to an area of high salt concentration" It was spoken with a deep, intimate, husky voice with breathy catches between the phrases and much stroking of the ladies' hand. He pulled - I was weeping into my beer with hysteria - it's all in the delivery folks! DH tries the same line now and I can't keep a straight face. love and kisses, Jan
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