Date: 10-30-2003, 02:28 PM (1 of 3)
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around,
andwhen he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange,
disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying,
"Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised
himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began
searching for more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear
asa bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the
sourceof the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight
beam came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird
"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
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Date: 11-01-2003, 09:20 AM (2 of 3)
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From: Sewing Oodles
Date: 11-03-2003, 06:07 AM (3 of 3)
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