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From: Aimee S
Date: 11-02-2003, 06:28 PM (1 of 3)
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Things dogs must try to remember The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff even though I haven't gotten the chance to rip the bag to shreds to see what was in it. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table. I will not roll my toys behind the fridge. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house. I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they eat it. I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up or have an accident. I will not throw up in the car. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc. I will not lick my human's face after eating animal dung. "Kitty box crunchies" are not food! I will not eat any more socks and then redeposit them in the backyard or house depending on which end processes it first. The diaper pail is not a cookie jar. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet. I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell him. I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, or my people will think I am hemorrhaging. I will not take whatever I please and hide it under the bed so my people can have a scavenger hunt looking for it. When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside. We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV. I will not steal my Mom's underwear and dance all over the back yard with it. The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom and Dad's laps. My head does not belong in the refrigerator. I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and car registration. I will not stand around Mom when she is cooking or when she is carrying her coffee, so she won't trip over me. I will not beg for food at the supper table, and especially not eat someone's food if they leave it for just a moment. I will not tear up the patio furniture, or put holes in the screen so I may jump in and lounge, just because I don't want to stay outside for more than 2 minutes. I will not chase the cat and knock over breakable things in the process. I will allow Mom and Dad some room and covers when we go to bed. The more you disaprove, the more fun I am having!
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User: Aimee S
Member since: 02-23-2003 Total posts: 488 
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From: maps
Date: 11-02-2003, 06:43 PM (2 of 3)
wow, my dog must have a very short memory!!!!  
Marge
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User: maps
Member since: 06-18-2003 Total posts: 152 
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From: Sewing Oodles
Date: 11-03-2003, 06:03 AM (3 of 3)
Too funny, Aimmee!! Don't feel bad, Maps, my dog's memory is bad also. 
Hugz,
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User: Sewing Oodles
Member since: 07-29-2002 Total posts: 69 
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