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From: MaryW
Date: 02-18-2004, 01:19 PM (1 of 3)
Men are like laxatives - very irritating.

Men are like commercials - can't believe a word they say.

Men are like gov't. bonds - they take sooooo long to mature.

Men are like parking spots - all the good ones are gone and the rest are handicapped.

Men are like mascara - they run at the first sign of emotion.
MaryW
owner/editor of Sew Whats New
User: MaryW
Member since: 06-23-2005
Total posts: 2542
From: sewingrandma
Date: 02-21-2004, 05:53 PM (2 of 3)
Mary, I've got a better version but will only add some to your list.

Men are like Weather Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like Blenders You need one , but you're not sure why.

Men are like Department Stores Their clothes are always half off.

Men are like Lava Lamps Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Brockie
User: sewingrandma
Member since: 03-06-2003
Total posts: 432
From: MaryW
Date: 02-21-2004, 06:16 PM (3 of 3)
Thanks, yeah. I have a few more but don't want to offend. :bg:
MaryW
owner/editor of Sew Whats New
User: MaryW
Member since: 06-23-2005
Total posts: 2542
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