From: MaryW
		Date: 02-18-2004, 01:19 PM (1 of 3)
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	Men are like laxatives - very irritating. Men are like commercials - can't believe a word they say. Men are like gov't. bonds - they take sooooo long to mature. Men are like parking spots - all the good ones are gone and the rest are handicapped. Men are like mascara - they run at the first sign of emotion. MaryW 
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From: sewingrandma
		Date: 02-21-2004, 05:53 PM (2 of 3)
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	Mary, I've got a better version but will only add some to your list. Men are like Weather Nothing can be done to change them. Men are like Blenders You need one , but you're not sure why. Men are like Department Stores Their clothes are always half off. Men are like Lava Lamps Fun to look at, but not very bright. Brockie 
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From: MaryW
		Date: 02-21-2004, 06:16 PM (3 of 3)
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	Thanks, yeah. I have a few more but don't want to offend.  MaryW 
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