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From: MarysRose
Date: 02-20-2004, 11:31 PM (1 of 3)
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A young mother and her 4 year old daughter went for a long walk one afternoon. After a short while, the 4 year old spied something on the ground. She bent over and picked it up. Just before she poped it into her mouth, her mother quickly grabbed it and said, "Do not put things off the ground in your mouth! Things on the ground are filthy! You might get sick!" The wide-eyed 4 year old looked up lovingly at her mother, "Wow, how do you know all this?" The mother trying to think of something quick...and not too complicated said, "It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it to pass the Mommy Test." The 4 year old seemed satisfied but somewhat puzzled as they continued on their way. After several minutes a look of amazed realization came across her face....."Oh I get it!!!! If you don't pass the Mommy Test, you have to be the Daddy!"  Laura Laura
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User: MarysRose
Member since: 06-19-2003 Total posts: 37 
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From: MaryW
Date: 02-21-2004, 11:20 AM (2 of 3)
Too good. 
MaryW
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User: MaryW
Member since: 06-23-2005 Total posts: 2542 
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From: sewingrandma
Date: 02-21-2004, 05:48 PM (3 of 3)
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So true!
Brockie
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User: sewingrandma
Member since: 03-06-2003 Total posts: 432 |
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