Date: 03-11-2004, 01:47 AM (1 of 5)
He Said...I don't know why you wear a bra, You've got nothing to put in it.
She Said...You wear pants don't you?
He Said...Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She Said...That's a good idea. You stand by the ironing board while I sit
on the sofa.
On a wall in a ladies room..."My husband follows me everywhere". Written
just below it..."I do not".
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to
do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A. The bonds mature.
Q. Why are blond jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.
Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. We don't know. It has never happened.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.
Q. Why are married women heaver than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge.
Q. What is the one thing that all men in singles bars have in common?
A. They're all married.
Man says to God: "God, why did you make women so beautiful?
God says. "So you would love her".
But God, the man says, why did you make her so dumb?
God says. "So she would love you.
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Date: 03-12-2004, 04:06 PM (2 of 5)
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Date: 03-12-2004, 08:17 PM (3 of 5)
lmao...so true..so true...
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From: Aimee S
Date: 03-13-2004, 12:51 AM (4 of 5)
The more you disaprove, the more fun I am having!
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Date: 03-13-2004, 01:34 PM (5 of 5)
MarysRose .....I LIKE!!
I give it 5
~~ luv2so ~~
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