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From: MarysRose
Date: 03-11-2004, 01:47 AM (1 of 5)
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He Said...I don't know why you wear a bra, You've got nothing to put in it. She Said...You wear pants don't you? He Said...Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She Said...That's a good idea. You stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa. On a wall in a ladies room..."My husband follows me everywhere". Written just below it..."I do not". Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? A. Both of them. Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds? A. The bonds mature. Q. Why are blond jokes so short? A. So men can remember them. Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? A. We don't know. It has never happened. Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow. Q. Why are married women heaver than single women? A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge. Q. What is the one thing that all men in singles bars have in common? A. They're all married. Man says to God: "God, why did you make women so beautiful? God says. "So you would love her". But God, the man says, why did you make her so dumb? God says. "So she would love you. 
Laura
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User: MarysRose
Member since: 06-19-2003 Total posts: 37 
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From: chiloGod
Date: 03-12-2004, 04:06 PM (2 of 5)
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LOL!!!
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User: chiloGod
Member since: 08-19-2003 Total posts: 65 
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From: Chrysantha
Date: 03-12-2004, 08:17 PM (3 of 5)
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lmao...so true..so true...
Chrys
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User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002 Total posts: 2414 
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From: Aimee S
Date: 03-13-2004, 12:51 AM (4 of 5)
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User: Aimee S
Member since: 02-23-2003 Total posts: 488 
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From: luv2so
Date: 03-13-2004, 01:34 PM (5 of 5)
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! MarysRose .....I LIKE!! ha...ha...ha...haaaaa I give it 5 
~~ luv2so ~~
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User: luv2so
Member since: 04-26-2003 Total posts: 50 
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