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From: MarysRose
Date: 03-27-2004, 12:33 AM (1 of 2)
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1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. 2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Calif. and mine is in Texas. 3. I take my wife everywhere.....but she keeps finding her way back. 4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen. 5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. 6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair. 7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was; she told me "In the lake." 8. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. 9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said "No, jump in!" 10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. 11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. 12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. 13. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked "What's on theTV?" I said "Dust!" Laura
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User: MarysRose
Member since: 06-19-2003 Total posts: 37 
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From: MaryW
Date: 04-01-2004, 02:18 PM (2 of 2)
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These are soooo good, thanks.
MaryW
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User: MaryW
Member since: 06-23-2005 Total posts: 2542 
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