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From: plrlegal
Date: 04-12-2004, 02:57 PM (1 of 3)
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Can you cry under water?_ _ How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?_ _ If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?_ _ Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?_ _ Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny" for your thoughts"?_ Where's that extra penny going to?_ _ Once you're in heaven,_ do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?_ _ Why does a round pizza come in a square box?_ _ What did cured ham actually have?_ _ How is it that we put man on the moon_ before we figured out it would be a good idea to put_ wheels on luggage?_ _ Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby"_ when babies wake up like every two hours?_ _ If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?_ _ If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?_ _ Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?_ _ Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?_ _ How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?_ _ Why do doctors leave the room while you change?_ They're going to see you naked anyway._ _ If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?_ _ Why is " shirt " singular and "pants" plural?_ _ The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge_ to cross and which to burn..... Apparently whoever thinks of these things needs to go out and GET A LIFE!!! Patsy Patsy
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User: plrlegal
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From: MaryW
Date: 04-12-2004, 03:55 PM (2 of 3)
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Do chickens have lips? Does a fish have a neck? MaryW
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User: MaryW
Member since: 06-23-2005 Total posts: 2542 
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From: Aimee S
Date: 04-12-2004, 10:16 PM (3 of 3)
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Is it wetter under water if you are there when it rains Is it shorter to fly to new york then it is by train. Between myself and I, I wonder who is smarter Is it hotter down south then it is here in the summer The more you disaprove, the more fun I am having!
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User: Aimee S
Member since: 02-23-2003 Total posts: 488 
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