Date: 06-08-2004, 07:53 AM (1 of 3)
1. Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and
> get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the
> reception was excellent.
> 2. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says,
> "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you
> sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm
> 3. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender
> says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
> 4. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a
> 5. A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender
> says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."
> 6. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
> 7. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt
> under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one
> for the road."
> 8. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says
> to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
> 9. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green
> Grass of Home'" "That sounds like Tom Jones
> Syndrome." "Is it common?" Doc says "It's Not
> 10. Two cows standing next to each other in a
> field, Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially
> inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you,"
> said Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaimed
> 11. An invisible man marries an invisible woman.
> The kids were nothing to look at either.
> 12. A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and
> says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you
> can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's
> have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and
> examines his eyes, then checks his teeth
> Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him
> down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No,
> because he's really heavy."
> 13. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the
> other day but I couldn't find any.
> 14. I went to the butcher's the other day and I
> bet him 50 bucks that he couldn't reach the meat
> off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are
> too high."
> 15 . I went to a seafood disco last week... and
> pulled a mussel.
> 16 . What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
> 17 . Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is
> the bar tender here?"
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Date: 09-05-2004, 03:22 PM (2 of 3)
Much appreciated Dorothy!
love and kisses, Jan
Cells a Speciality
DNA to order.
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Date: 09-09-2004, 08:57 PM (3 of 3)
::groan:: LMAO !!!
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