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From: ArmyWife
Date: 06-22-2004, 05:15 PM (1 of 1)
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I thought this was funny and wanted to share. ArmyWife "Classes For Men" at the Learning Center For Adults. Registration must be completed by July 17th. Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, class size will be limited to 8 participants maximum. Class 1: How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays. Step by Step, with Slide Presentation Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2: The Toilet Paper Roll. Does it Change Itself? Round Table Discussion Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3: Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor. Pictures and Explanatory Graphics Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 4: After Dinner Dishes. Can They Levitate and Fly Into the Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM Class 5: Loss of Identity - Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other Help Line Support and Support Group! PS - Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00PM. Class 6: Health Watch - Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health Graphics and Audio Tapes Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00PM for 2 hours. Class 7: Real Men ask for Directions When Lost. Real Life Testimonials Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. Class 8: Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly while she parallel parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. Class 9: How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion. Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 10: How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy - Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going to be Late Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00PM for 2 hours. Class 11: The Stove/Oven - What it is and How it is Used Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. :-)
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User: ArmyWife
Member since: 03-10-2003 Total posts: 2 
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