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From: Chrysantha
Date: 07-09-2004, 01:13 PM (1 of 4)
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The eyes are the second to go...I forget the first... I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. I had amnesia once....or twice... I went to San Francisco and found someones heart. Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. A beggar asked me for .50 cents for a sandwich. I said ,'"first show me the sandwich". What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free ? They told me I was gullible..and I believed them. Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home, and when he grows up he'll never be able to edge his car onto the freeway. Two can live as cheaply as one for half as long. Experience is what you have left when everything else is gone. What if there were no hypothetical questions ? One nice thing about egotists : they don't talk about other people. When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. A flashlight is a great case for holding dead batteries. What was the greatest thing before sliced bread? My weight is perfect for my height- which varies. I used to be indecisive. Not I'm not sure. The cost of living hasn't affected it's popularity. How can there be self help "groups" ? Is there another word for synonym ? Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all ? The speed of time is one second, per second. Is it possible to be totally partial ? Whats another word for theasaurus ? If' you're crosseyed and dislexic, can you read all right ? Is Marx's tomb a communist plot ? If swimming is good for your figure, how do you explain whales ? Show me a man with both feet planted firmly on the ground and I'll show you someone who can't get his pants off. It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one. Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste just like chicken ? If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. Chrys
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User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002 Total posts: 2414 
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From: Magot
Date: 10-05-2004, 04:26 PM (2 of 4)
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Just found these Chrys, don't you just want to turn them into signatures? love'em.
love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us Cells a Speciality DNA to order. |
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626 
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From: MaryW
Date: 10-05-2004, 06:26 PM (3 of 4)
They are perfect for a sig. file. 
MaryW
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User: MaryW
Member since: 06-23-2005 Total posts: 2542 
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From: LeapFrog Libby
Date: 10-05-2004, 06:48 PM (4 of 4)
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ROFLMAO These are great !!
Sew With Love
Libby |
User: LeapFrog Libby
Member since: 05-01-2002 Total posts: 2022 
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