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From: Chrysantha
Date: 07-11-2004, 06:28 PM (1 of 2)
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Four men were bragging about how smart their cats are. The first man was an engineer, the second was an accountant, the third was a chemist , and the fourth was a government employee. To show off, the engineer called his cat, "TSquare, do your stuff !" TSquare pranced over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle, a square and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart. But the accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said " Spreadsheet, so your stuff !". Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal parts of 3 cookies each. Everyone agreed that was good. But the chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, " Measure. do your stuff ! ". Measure got up, walked to the fridge took a quart of milk, got a 10 oz glass from the cupborad and poured exactly 8 oz's without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was good. Then the three men turned to the government employee and said, "what can your cat do? ". The government worker called his cat and said, " Coffee Break, do your stuff ! " Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, crapped on the paper, screwed the other 3 cats, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for workers compensation and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave. (my mother-in-law sent this to me....) Chrys
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User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002 Total posts: 2414 
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From: Magot
Date: 09-05-2004, 03:19 PM (2 of 2)
Now that made me chuckle.. 
love and kisses, Jan
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User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626 
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