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From: mamahoogie
Date: 09-09-2004, 04:55 PM (1 of 3)
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These are very funny - I love the second one the most! Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell > happened. > -Cora Harvey Armstrong- > > > Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut > the bitch up with cookies. > > > The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. > -Helen Hayes (at 73)- > > > I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. > -Janette Barber- > > > Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. > -Lily Tomlin- > > > A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. > -Carrie Snow- > > > Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. > -Laurie Kuslansky- > > > My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my > head on the top bunk bed until I faint. > -Erma Bombeck- > > > Old age ain't no place for sissies. > -Bette Davis- > > > A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. > -Rhonda Hansome- > > > The phrase "working mother" is redundant. > -Jane Sellman- > > > Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows. > -Jennifer Unlimited- > > > Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half > as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. > -Charlotte Whitton- > > > Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts > falling apart. > -Caryn Leschen- > > > I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at > once. > -Jennifer Unlimited- > > > If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible > warning. > > > When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years > before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME > slow! > -Kathy Buckley- > > > I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb > -- and I'm also not blonde. > -Dolly Parton- > > > If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. > -Sue Grafton- > > > I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. > -Roseanne Barr- > > > > > Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. > -Maryon Pearson- > > > In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything > done, ask a woman. > -Margaret Thatcher- > > > I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a > career. > -Gloria Steinem- > > > I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. > -Zsa Zsa Gabor- > > > Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. I've decided to live forever - so far, so good.
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User: mamahoogie
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From: Chrysantha
Date: 09-09-2004, 08:59 PM (2 of 3)
so very true...... 
Chrys
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User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002 Total posts: 2414 
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From: MaryW
Date: 09-10-2004, 08:15 AM (3 of 3)
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Luck is hard work meeting opportunity ~ Oprah
MaryW
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User: MaryW
Member since: 06-23-2005 Total posts: 2542 
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