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From: blackie
Date: 09-27-2004, 04:56 PM (1 of 1)
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Two newlyweds are in the bridal suite and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage. He proceeds to take off his trousers and tosses them at his new wife. He says, "Put those on." The bride pulls them up and, in exasperation at how baggy they are, says, "I can't wear your trousers." He replies, "And don't forget that, I will always wear the pants in the family!" The bride takes off her panties and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!" He tries to pull them up but can't get past his knees. He replies,"I can't get into your panties!" She snaps back, "And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude!"
see the mundane life of a housewife.
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