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From: Mischka
Date: 11-04-2004, 08:01 PM (1 of 6)
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Drove by the local movie theater today. The big 2-sided sign by the road lists what's currently playing. It read: RAY SAW I giggled and thought, "But what did Ray see?" Next line answered that... RAY SAW SHARK TALE Hmm, wonder if he liked it! Ha ha! The other side had: SURVIVING FRIDAY NIGHT LOL!!!  Anyone else seen any funny signs lately?
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User: Mischka
Member since: 09-01-2004 Total posts: 63 |
From: Pudge99
Date: 11-05-2004, 03:31 PM (2 of 6)
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A local fast food joint here is always hiring. The sign reads "Now hiring New white meat Chicken Nuggets" Has also read "Now Hiring New Fresh Salads" I find myself looking at their sign all the time to see who they are hiring next. I am waiting to see "Now hiring Fresh, Hot, French Fries." There is also a funeral home next to an apartment complex. Sign reads "Ortiz Mortuary" Sign underneath "$199 move in special" Gina
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User: Pudge99
Member since: 10-30-2001 Total posts: 1375 |
From: DorothyL
Date: 11-07-2004, 09:46 AM (3 of 6)
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I remember the sign for 6-packs of beer at a convenience sotre near here. "Buy two get one free. Limit one" Dorothy |
User: DorothyL
Member since: 12-09-2002 Total posts: 3883 |
From: Bama
Date: 11-11-2004, 09:37 PM (4 of 6)
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My SIL sent me an email with funny signs... On Roadway: "Bridge Out- Open to Local Traffic Only"  At a restaurant: Parking for Drive-Thru Service Only At an Animal Hospital: Spay or Neuter Your Best Friend At Tattoo Parlor: "Tattoos Done While you Wait" On Roadway: Caution: Water on Road During Rain  Here in the South there are signs near bridges that say "Bridge May Ice Before Roadway". I have northern friends who think these are funny. |
User: Bama
Member since: 03-21-2000 Total posts: 2116 
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From: DorothyL
Date: 11-12-2004, 07:11 AM (5 of 6)
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Here in the South there are signs near bridges that say "Bridge May Ice Before Roadway". I have northern friends who think these are funny. We have signs like that here and it's north. Dorothy |
User: DorothyL
Member since: 12-09-2002 Total posts: 3883 |
From: Pudge99
Date: 11-12-2004, 01:09 PM (6 of 6)
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Being a midwestern raised girl I find these signs funny here in San Antonio. Ours say "Watch for ice on bridge." These signs are flipable and normally say "Drive Safely" and then when it drops to freezing someone changes them all. Often though it will be 100 degrees and you'll see one that fell or didn't get switched. That is when I have a little giggle.
Gina
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User: Pudge99
Member since: 10-30-2001 Total posts: 1375 |
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