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From: Chrysantha
Date: 12-03-2004, 09:17 PM (1 of 2)
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Female Prayer Before I lay me down to sleep I pray for a man who's not a creep One who's handsome,smart and strong One who loves to listen long One who thinks before he speaks One who'll call, not wait for weeks So when I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed Pulls out my chair and opens my door Massages my back and begs for more Oh, send me a man who'll make love to my mind Knows what to answer when asked,"how big is my behind" I pray that this man will love me no end And aways be my very best friend.... Amen Male Prayer I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.... Amen Chrys
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User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002 Total posts: 2414 
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From: Mischka
Date: 12-06-2004, 01:43 PM (2 of 2)
Thanks, Chrys! ROFLMAO!!!!! 
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User: Mischka
Member since: 09-01-2004 Total posts: 63 |
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