Date: 01-23-2005, 08:28 AM (1 of 4)
Bob Hill and his wife Betty were vacationing in Transylvania. *Driving in a storm, they had a wreck. *Both were hurt, especially Betty. *So Bob carried her to a nearby farmhouse.
A hunched man, Igor, answered the door, and called to his master, a scientist.
The Hills were taken to the lab downstairs, where they were placed on tables. Despite the scientist's best efforts, both died. *
Disconsolate, the scientist went upstairs to play his piano. Igor, cleaning the lab, noticed that both Bob and Betty were moving.
He ran upstairs. *"Master, master," he exclaimed, "the Hills are alive with the sound of music!"
love and kisses, Jan
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Date: 01-23-2005, 08:43 AM (2 of 4)
Ouch - that was sop bad it hurt
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Date: 01-24-2005, 02:02 PM (3 of 4)
LMAO !!! I L O V E it.....
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Date: 01-25-2005, 09:17 AM (4 of 4)
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