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From: Sancin
Date: 02-13-2005, 07:59 PM (1 of 5)
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15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your friend/spouse is taking their sweet time or you are just fed up with shopping! - for fabric 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals. (I have actually done this) 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares...and see what happens. 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone? 9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.' 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!" 15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here"! *~*~*~* Nancy*~*~*~* " I try to take one day at a time - but sometimes several days attack me at once."
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User: Sancin
Member since: 02-13-2005 Total posts: 895 
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From: Chrysantha
Date: 02-13-2005, 09:47 PM (2 of 5)
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I couldn't do any of that in my Wally World....I'd fit right in and no one would notice......
Chrys
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User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002 Total posts: 2414 
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From: suzquilts46
Date: 02-14-2005, 12:44 AM (3 of 5)
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OH Sancin, You are soooo bad. hehehe I almost wet my pants I am laughing so hard. I have to email this to my ex bf who I found working in Wally-World.
Susan Life is a journey......................not a destination.
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User: suzquilts46
Member since: 12-07-2004 Total posts: 23 |
From: suzquilts46
Date: 02-14-2005, 12:56 AM (4 of 5)
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There are two potatoes standing on a street corner. One is a prostitute. How can you tell which one is the prostitute? It's the one with the little sticker on it that says, "I-DA-HO" Susan Life is a journey......................not a destination.
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User: suzquilts46
Member since: 12-07-2004 Total posts: 23 |
From: mamadus
Date: 02-14-2005, 02:15 PM (5 of 5)
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Between Sancin and suzquilts, i'm wetting my pants this afternoon... you two are tooo funny!! MO 
life is too short, not to explore
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User: mamadus
Member since: 12-31-2004 Total posts: 492 
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