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From: Magot
Date: 03-01-2005, 12:58 PM (1 of 7)
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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to start a conversation. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. "Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap ....... and stay for breakfast. They have a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with al! l the trimmings. The guy is amazed!! Everything has been SO incredible!!!! "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?" "No," she replies........." "You just happened to catch my eye." love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us Cells a Speciality DNA to order. |
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626 
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From: MaryW
Date: 03-01-2005, 06:16 PM (2 of 7)
Jan, a groan is too good for your jokes.  That was very bad.
MaryW
owner/editor of Sew Whats New |
User: MaryW
Member since: 06-23-2005 Total posts: 2542 
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From: joannequilts
Date: 03-01-2005, 06:25 PM (3 of 7)
| LOL..I think that is funny considering all he caught was her eye ROFL |
User: joannequilts
Member since: 12-22-2000 Total posts: 3070 
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From: Chrysantha
Date: 03-01-2005, 07:38 PM (4 of 7)
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LMAO !!! I LOVE it....
Chrys
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User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002 Total posts: 2414 
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From: DorothyL
Date: 03-02-2005, 07:37 AM (5 of 7)
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You have outdone yourself, Jan. Dorothy |
User: DorothyL
Member since: 12-09-2002 Total posts: 3883 |
From: MaryW
Date: 03-03-2005, 06:03 PM (6 of 7)
Don't encourage her girls. 
MaryW
owner/editor of Sew Whats New |
User: MaryW
Member since: 06-23-2005 Total posts: 2542
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From: Magot
Date: 03-03-2005, 11:00 PM (7 of 7)
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(stares at fingernails whistling the Harry Lyme theme) don't know what you are talking about. love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us Cells a Speciality DNA to order. |
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626
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