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From: Mother in Law
Date: 03-12-2005, 01:06 AM (1 of 13)
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A married man left work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, however, he spent the weekend (and his money) partying with the boys. When he finally returned home on Sunday night, his wife really got on his case and stayed on it. After a couple of hours of swearing and screaming, his wife paused and pointed at him and made him an offer. "How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days??!?" The husband couldn't believe his luck, so he looked up, smiled and said, "That would suit me just fine!!" Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday went by and he still didn't see her. Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little just out of the corner of his left eye. |
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From: Magot
Date: 03-12-2005, 05:10 AM (2 of 13)
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haw haw http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/lachen/laughing-smiley-014.gif
love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us Cells a Speciality DNA to order. |
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626 
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From: mamadus
Date: 03-13-2005, 03:55 AM (3 of 13)
ROFLMAO  MO life is too short, not to explore
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Member since: 12-31-2004 Total posts: 492 
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From: DorothyL
Date: 03-13-2005, 10:09 AM (4 of 13)
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I e-mailed a copy to my husband. He runs a domestic abuse support group. He said he'd like to talk to you, Susie. Dorothy |
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Member since: 12-09-2002 Total posts: 3883 |
From: Mother in Law
Date: 03-13-2005, 11:28 AM (5 of 13)
 Dorothy, I'm inocent I swear!!!!!! I'm like a duck........it just rolls off my back I promise. ROFLMAO Tell your hubby I'll be good I promise.
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From: Magot
Date: 03-13-2005, 01:58 PM (6 of 13)
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Dorothy, where's your tact, get your husband involved and we will never be allowed in the pool again! What about those naked barbeques we had planned? the alligator baiting? posing topless on Ray's hotrod? C'mon Susie - be good!
love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us Cells a Speciality DNA to order. |
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626
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From: DorothyL
Date: 03-13-2005, 06:07 PM (7 of 13)
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Jan, You don't honestly believe I'm bringing him down there to meet YOU do you? No he has to stay up here in the frozen north so he can go to work and pay the bills. You might give him wild ideas. Dorothy |
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From: Mother in Law
Date: 03-13-2005, 10:26 PM (8 of 13)
| Hey Gals I don't have to beat on my man to get him in line and coming around to my way of thinking, I have other ways of getting MY WAY!!!!! chuckle chuckle ROFLMAO |
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From: Mother in Law
Date: 03-13-2005, 10:35 PM (9 of 13)
| I forgot to tell you on the other post. You ladies missed one heck of a parade today. It was the Irish, Italian, Iselano's parade they had 62 floats and this is the parade that throws cabbage, carrots, potatoes, bags of spaghetti, lemons, NO TOMATOS, I caught two bananas, some raman noodle soup, cookies, tootsie rolls, bubble gum, a couple of kisses (real kisses not the chocolate kind), a rose and to think I got all that and didn't have to raise my shirt for any of it. I have a 50 pound bag of vegetables out on the service porch, Anyone want some cabbage. I bet I have at least 15 heads of cabbage. Have you ever been hit in the head with a cabbage? It hurts. I'm a pretty good catch. I only missed once. My baby Paige was out there catching all kinds of stuffed animals with her cute little bonnet on. I'm tired. After the parade I had to bring my Grandson home that lives 65 miles away. My youngest Grandson rode up there with me and back, we just got home. I've had it for one day, I'm sunburn and sore all over from running behind the floats when I'd see someone I knew and then they would belt me with beads and vegetables. It was fun. |
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From: Magot
Date: 03-14-2005, 12:06 PM (10 of 13)
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see what we're missing Dorothy, and you think I'D give your husband wild ideas! So , Susie, did you get wet from catching the soup?
love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us Cells a Speciality DNA to order. |
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626
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From: DorothyL
Date: 03-14-2005, 12:42 PM (11 of 13)
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We could smack each other in the head with cabbages -- what great fun. Dorothy |
User: DorothyL
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From: Magot
Date: 03-14-2005, 02:38 PM (12 of 13)
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yar! I'd make coleslaw outa yah!
love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us Cells a Speciality DNA to order. |
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626
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From: Mother in Law
Date: 03-14-2005, 09:05 PM (13 of 13)
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No I didn't get wet but before I went to bed last night I felt my ankle hurt a little and when I pulled back my sock it looked like a hugh egg on the side of my ankle. It was throbbing me so I went to bed and got up this morning with it hurting and the swelling went down but now as the day goes on it's back swollen again. My hubby proped me in my sewing chair and positioned me so my leg was proped up and put an ice pack on my ankle. He's so sweet. I cooked cabbage, carrots and onions, grilled a filet mignon and some boiled potatos with a little crab boil seasoning in the pot. Ouuuuuu La La!!!! Now I'm fat and sassy. Weigh in tomorrow for Weight Watchers and I'm dreading it. I know I didn't do very well this week. I cheated a lot this week.  But it was fun cheating. 
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