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From: Karebear
Date: 03-13-2005, 08:20 AM (1 of 4)
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I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. The old man stared. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time. When the teenager had enough he sarcastically asked: "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" The old man did not bat an eye in his response. He replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son." Karen
http://www.dancingwicks.com "If you want to build a ship, don't herd people together to collect wood and don't assign them tasks and work, but rather teach them to long for the endless immensity of the sea." --Antoine de Saint-Exupery |
User: Karebear
Member since: 01-24-2002 Total posts: 338 
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From: DorothyL
Date: 03-13-2005, 10:10 AM (2 of 4)
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That's funny. Dorothy |
User: DorothyL
Member since: 12-09-2002 Total posts: 3883 |
From: Ole' Girl
Date: 03-14-2005, 11:04 PM (3 of 4)
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That is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Shirley C. |
User: Ole' Girl
Member since: 03-13-2005 Total posts: 33 |
From: Chrysantha
Date: 03-15-2005, 02:27 PM (4 of 4)
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LMAO !!! good one......
Chrys
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User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002 Total posts: 2414 
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