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From: Magot
Date: 03-16-2005, 12:13 PM (1 of 5)
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An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for awhile, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence, and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned. "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator." Moral: Old men can still think fast. love and kisses, Jan
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User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626 
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From: M & M's Mom
Date: 03-16-2005, 12:35 PM (2 of 5)
| Hahahaha! Good one! I just posted it to my elderly Dad. Thanks. |
User: M & M's Mom
Member since: 12-01-2004 Total posts: 102 |
From: MaryW
Date: 03-22-2005, 05:36 PM (3 of 5)
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Very good, I love that one. I am going to send it to my BIL.
MaryW
owner/editor of Sew Whats New |
User: MaryW
Member since: 06-23-2005 Total posts: 2542 
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From: Magot
Date: 03-22-2005, 05:40 PM (4 of 5)
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Are you back, honey bun? or watching us from afar?
love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us Cells a Speciality DNA to order. |
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626
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From: Chrysantha
Date: 03-22-2005, 06:52 PM (5 of 5)
Since I live in FL.....I've seen those old men on t.v..... 
Chrys
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User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002 Total posts: 2414 
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