From: auzzi
Date: 03-28-2005, 06:13 PM (1 of 1)
POLITICALLY CORRECT STATEMENTS * Your bedroom isn't CLUTTERED - it's just "PASSAGE RESTRICTIVE." * Kids don't get GROUNDED anymore - they merely hit "SOCIAL SPEED BUMPS." * You're not LATE - you just have a "RESCHEDULED ARRIVAL TIME." * You're not having a BAD HAIR DAY - you're suffering from "REBELLIOUS FOLLICLE SYNDROME." * No one's TALL anymore - they're "VERTICALLY ENHANCED." * You're not SHY - you're "CONVERSATIONALLY SELECTIVE." * You don't TALK A LOT - you're just "ABUNDANTLY VERBAL." * It's not GOSSIP - it's "THE SPEEDY TRANSMISSION OF NEAR-FACTUAL INFORMATION." AND FOR STUDENTS... * The food at the school camp isn't AWFUL - it's "DIGESTIVELY CHALLENGED." * No one FAILS anymore - he's merely "PASSING IMPAIRED." * You don't have DETENTION - you're just one of the "EXIT DELAYED." * These days, a student isn't LAZY - he's "ENERGETICALLY DECLINED." * Your back-pack isn't OVERFLOWING WITH JUNK - it's just "CLOSURE PROHIBITIVE." * Your homework isn't MISSING - its just having an "OUT-OF-BOOK EXPERIENCE." * You're not SLEEPING IN CLASS - you're "RATIONING CONSCIOUSNESS." * You don't have SMELLY SOCKS - you have "ODOR-RETENTIVE ATHLETIC FOOTWEAR." * You weren't PASSING NOTES in class - you were "PARTICIPATING IN THE DISCREET EXCHANGE OF PENNED MEDITATIONS." * You're not being SENT TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE - you're "GOING ON A MANDATORY FIELD TRIP TO THE ADMINISTRATIVE BUILDING." |
User: auzzi
Member since: 10-28-2003 Total posts: 56 |
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