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From: Karebear
Date: 03-31-2005, 09:09 AM (1 of 2)
A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play
date. "Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?" "Honey,
you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied.
"It's not polite." "OK", the little girl says, "How much do you
weigh?" "Now really," the mother says, "those are personal
questions and are really none of your business."

Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a
divorce?" "That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!" The
exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.

"My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to
her friend. "Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at
her drivers' license It is like a report card, it has everything on it." Later
that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you
are, you are 32." The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you
find that out? "I also know that you weigh 140 pounds." The
mother is past surprised and shocked now. "How in heaven's name did
you find that out?""And," the little girl says triumphantly,
"I know why you and daddy got a divorce." "Oh really?" the mother
asks. "Why?" "Because you got an F in sex."
"If you want to build a ship, don't herd people together to collect wood and don't assign them tasks and work, but rather teach them to long for the endless immensity of the sea." --Antoine de Saint-Exupery
User: Karebear
Member since: 01-24-2002
Total posts: 338
From: Chrysantha
Date: 03-31-2005, 12:27 PM (2 of 2)
::thud:: hee hee hee...
User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002
Total posts: 2414
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