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From: DorothyL
Date: 04-28-2005, 08:36 AM (1 of 3)
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The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde > cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun > and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. > > As he is locking him up, he asks Why in the world are you dressed > like this? > > The Cowboy says Well it's like this Sheriff.... I was in the bar down > the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her > motor home with her...so I did. > > We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my > shirt...so I did. > > Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants...so I > did. > > Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my > shorts...so I did. > > Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, Now > go to town cowboy... > > And, here I am. > > > BLONDE MEN DO EXIST. > |
User: DorothyL
Member since: 12-09-2002 Total posts: 3883 |
From: Sailorliz
Date: 04-28-2005, 09:50 AM (2 of 3)
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ROFLMAO!!! That's a good one!
Happy sewing/quilting/crafting
Liz Visit my photo page http://new.photos.yahoo.com/sailorlizmi/albums |
User: Sailorliz
Member since: 07-20-2004 Total posts: 386 
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From: Chrysantha
Date: 04-28-2005, 11:09 AM (3 of 3)
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Lmao !!! I Love It.....
Chrys
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User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002 Total posts: 2414 
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