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From: CodyGramma
Date: 05-26-2005, 06:12 AM (1 of 2)
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New Word Meanings Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's. Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do. Bernadette: The act of torching a mortgage. Burglarize: What a crook sees with. Control: A short, ugly inmate. Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets. Eclipse: What an English barber does for a living. Eyedropper: A clumsy ophthalmologist. Heroes: What a guy in a boat does. Left Bank: What the robber did when his bag was full of loot. Misty: How golfers create divots. Paradox: Two physicians. Parasites: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower. Pharmacist: a helper on the farm. Polarize: What penguins see with. Primate: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV. [Sorry guys!] Relief: What trees do in the spring. Rubberneck: What you do to relax your wife. Seamstress: Describes 250 pounds in a size 6. Selfish: What the owner of a seafood store does. Sudafed: brought litigation against a government official. And last but not least (a real "Good One"): Subdued: ...like a guy, like works on one of those attack submarines |
User: CodyGramma
Member since: 04-22-2005 Total posts: 133 
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From: bridesmom
Date: 06-01-2005, 10:16 PM (2 of 2)
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Good one!!!
Laura
Tickled pink with my Innovis 4000D |
User: bridesmom
Member since: 01-21-2004 Total posts: 2026 |
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