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From: ittycritters
Date: 06-05-2005, 12:05 PM (1 of 6)
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Really corny one! Two guys walk into a bar.... Which is rather funny as you would think that the second guy would have seen it coming!!! I know, i know... that's a bad joke! ~Krys Just when I thought it was over....
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User: ittycritters
Member since: 05-03-2005 Total posts: 50 
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From: Magot
Date: 06-17-2005, 08:35 AM (2 of 6)
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now that is just silly, (snicker)
love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us Cells a Speciality DNA to order. |
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626 
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From: Web6cats
Date: 06-17-2005, 09:53 AM (3 of 6)
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What did the Letter O say to the Number 8? Ans: "Nice Belt" 
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User: Web6cats
Member since: 08-14-2004 Total posts: 7 
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From: Magot
Date: 06-17-2005, 10:51 AM (4 of 6)
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it's getting worse....
love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us Cells a Speciality DNA to order. |
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626
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From: chris b
Date: 06-17-2005, 12:00 PM (5 of 6)
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Bad Breath & Stinky Feet A young couple were planning to get married. But the groom had very stinky feet and the bride had terrible morning breath. Neither of them wanted the other to discover their problem so he decided to always wear socks, and she decided not to say a word in the morning until she had brushed her teeth. The couple were married. And for the first six months neither one knew of the others problem thanks to his perpetual socks and her morning silence. That was until shortly before dawn one morning, the husband wakes with a start to find that one of his socks had come off. He frantically searches the bed. This, of course, wakes his wife and without thinking, she asks, "What on earth are you doing?" "Oh, my," he replied, "you've swallowed my sock!" Pfaff 2170,Pfaff 7570,Elna 945
Singer 301A,Singer Redeye,Singer 15 HC Simplicity 2/3/4 Pfaff Creative 3-D digitizing,3-D Fabric Decorator Pfaff PCDMac2.2 StitchBunnyPro,FlutterWhumper Embird,Studio,cross stitch, EQ5....and adding all the time! |
User: chris b
Member since: 01-10-2001 Total posts: 109 |
From: DorothyL
Date: 06-17-2005, 05:04 PM (6 of 6)
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That was funny. Gross and stupid, but funny Dorothy |
User: DorothyL
Member since: 12-09-2002 Total posts: 3883 |
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