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From: MaryW
Date: 07-07-2005, 08:35 AM (1 of 9)
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~ sigh ~ this is how I feel today but did get a giggle out of it. Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? A: One!!! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They'd sit there in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out!! And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 13 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find the bulbs 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS DAMNED HOUSE! I'm sorry. What was your question? MaryW
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User: MaryW
Member since: 06-23-2005 Total posts: 2542 
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From: dmoses
Date: 07-07-2005, 09:08 AM (2 of 9)
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LOL. I don't feel so alone anymore.  
Take care,
Donna |
User: dmoses
Member since: 02-22-2002 Total posts: 964 
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From: DorothyL
Date: 07-07-2005, 10:06 AM (3 of 9)
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Yeah. So What? You got a problem with it? Dorothy |
User: DorothyL
Member since: 12-09-2002 Total posts: 3883 |
From: Magot
Date: 07-07-2005, 10:39 AM (4 of 9)
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snotrle snortle - sorry choking on my coffee!
love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us Cells a Speciality DNA to order. |
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626 
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From: Chrysantha
Date: 07-07-2005, 04:15 PM (5 of 9)
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lovely...just the way I feel sometimes...hahahahahaha
Chrys
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User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002 Total posts: 2414 
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From: Bama
Date: 07-12-2005, 11:54 AM (6 of 9)
That's how it usually works in this house.  Except hubby is good about pointing out to me that a lightbulb NEEDS changing. 
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User: Bama
Member since: 03-21-2000 Total posts: 2116 
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From: MaryW
Date: 07-12-2005, 12:10 PM (7 of 9)
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My husband likes to point out dust bunnies.
MaryW
owner/editor of Sew Whats New |
User: MaryW
Member since: 06-23-2005 Total posts: 2542
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From: Magot
Date: 07-12-2005, 12:38 PM (8 of 9)
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My loving daughter dyed her hair black/dark brown. All well and good except for the dye spattered on the radiator in the newly decorated/refitted bathroom. (note here ladies, that I did the decorating) Enter Tony ranting about his bathroom being messed up, Rosie cheerfully said she would paint the radiator, which I had painted with several coats of spray radiator paint, so I had some left. I instructed her on how to apply same and she did over a couple of days, layering up the paint untill the spatter was gone. At the weekend Tony starts moaning about how he needs to take the radiator off to repaint it. "It's done" i said. I had to say this 3 times and take him to look at the radiator and tell him it was done 3 days previously before he would believe me......on the way to see he he starts complaingin about Rosie using that paint in case it went all over the tiles...sheeesh! I get so frustrated that he spots the faults and never notices when they are put right, just keeps complaining about the fault....mind you, he did say she had done a good job and thanks. ranting here. love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us Cells a Speciality DNA to order. |
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626
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From: BeanQueen
Date: 07-15-2005, 10:37 AM (9 of 9)
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so, so true. Molly, the BeanQueen |
User: BeanQueen
Member since: 12-02-2004 Total posts: 16 
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