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From: Magot
Date: 07-08-2005, 10:28 PM (1 of 5)
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“Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline... If you are obsessive compulsive press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple-personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want.* Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press, no-one will answer. If you are dyslexic, press 3745219364986237410. If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line. If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth and your mother’s maiden name. If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y and c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 000. If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep.* Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss press 9. If you have short-term memory loss press 9. If you have short-term memory loss press 9. If you have short-term memory loss press 9. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up.* All operators are too busy to talk to you. Thankyou for calling and have a nice day.” love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us Cells a Speciality DNA to order. |
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626 
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From: MotherInLaw
Date: 07-08-2005, 10:37 PM (2 of 5)
Jan what do I do if I have all of the above? 
I'm regressing back into my youth, I just have to figure out how I'm going to convience my body to come along with me.
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User: MotherInLaw
Member since: 06-25-2005 Total posts: 1118 
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From: Magot
Date: 07-09-2005, 04:07 PM (3 of 5)
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run around in circles screaming would be a good bet....
love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us Cells a Speciality DNA to order. |
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626
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From: LeapFrog Libby
Date: 07-10-2005, 03:13 PM (4 of 5)
Love it ! ! I sent a copy to most everyone I know... 
Sew With Love
Libby |
User: LeapFrog Libby
Member since: 05-01-2002 Total posts: 2022 
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From: Magot
Date: 07-10-2005, 04:11 PM (5 of 5)
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it was from my daughter the psychology student can't wait til she's hanging out a shingle!!! love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us Cells a Speciality DNA to order. |
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626
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