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From: DorothyL
Date: 08-04-2005, 03:52 PM (1 of 3)
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A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil. At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results: The first worm in alcohol - Dead. The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead. Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead. Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive. So the Minister asked the congregation - "What can you learn from this demonstration?" A little old lady in the back quickly raised her hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke, and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!" Dorothy |
User: DorothyL
Member since: 12-09-2002 Total posts: 3883 |
From: Chrysantha
Date: 08-04-2005, 09:59 PM (2 of 3)
LMAO !!!! 
Chrys
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User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002 Total posts: 2414 
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From: MaryW
Date: 08-05-2005, 07:47 AM (3 of 3)
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I almost spit my coffee over that one Dorothy.
MaryW
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User: MaryW
Member since: 06-23-2005 Total posts: 2542 
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