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From: Chrysantha
Date: 08-10-2005, 03:21 PM (1 of 5)
Men are just happier people----what do you expect from such simple creatures ?

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yous.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white t-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO t-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom, because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000.
Tuxedo rental $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a 3 pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays it's orginal color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th, in 25 minutes.
User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002
Total posts: 2414
From: dmoses
Date: 08-10-2005, 05:47 PM (2 of 5)
Good One, Chrys! :bg:
Take care,
User: dmoses
Member since: 02-22-2002
Total posts: 964
From: mommydionne
Date: 08-10-2005, 07:12 PM (3 of 5)
oooooo that is too funny!!! DH asked me the other day why I needed 2 pair of brown sandals?? He was comparing a pair of kitten heel mules you need to take baby steps in (but they are cute :wink: ) and a pair of "Clarks" flats I wear at the clinic at work when I have to walk for 8 hours straight!! Men go figure :dave:
User: mommydionne
Member since: 01-08-2004
Total posts: 838
From: bridesmom
Date: 08-11-2005, 08:10 AM (4 of 5)
That's a keeper Chrys!! Thanks for the laugh!
Tickled pink with my Innovis 4000D
User: bridesmom
Member since: 01-21-2004
Total posts: 2026
From: MaryW
Date: 08-11-2005, 01:38 PM (5 of 5)
My husband can't figure out why I need or want more than one pr. of shoes. He also thinks I should do ALL my shopping in one store if possible. Canadian Tire if at all possible. :re:
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User: MaryW
Member since: 06-23-2005
Total posts: 2542
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