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From: DorothyL
Date: 08-15-2005, 12:56 PM (1 of 3)
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> A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing > his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the > mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd > like to have for her birthday. > > "I'd like to be six again," she replied still > looking in the mirror. > > On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made > her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and took her to Six Flags > theme park. He put her on every ride in the park; the Death > Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, > everything there was. > > Five hours later, they staggered out of the theme > park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. > > He then took her to McDonald's, where he ordered her > a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. > > Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and > her favorite candy, M&M's. What a day! > > What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home > with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. > > He leaned over his wife with a big smile and > lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again?" > > Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly > changed. > > "I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!" > > > The morale of the story: > > Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it > wrong.... |
User: DorothyL
Member since: 12-09-2002 Total posts: 3883 |
From: Chrysantha
Date: 08-15-2005, 09:46 PM (2 of 3)
I'd like to be a six again too....wwwhhoopppsss....I never WAS a 6.... 
Chrys
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User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002 Total posts: 2414 
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From: bridesmom
Date: 08-15-2005, 11:37 PM (3 of 3)
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That was absolutely hilarious! And so true!!!
Laura
Tickled pink with my Innovis 4000D |
User: bridesmom
Member since: 01-21-2004 Total posts: 2026 |
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