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From: MaryW
Date: 09-06-2005, 09:45 AM (1 of 4)
A husband and wife go to a marriage counsellor, after
15 years of marriage.

The counsellor asks them what the problem is, and the wife goes into a tirade, listing every problem they've had in the 15 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on.


Finally, the counsellor gets up, goes around the desk, embraces the woman and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up, and sits quietly in a daze.

The counsellor turns to the husband and says, "That's what your wife needs, at least three times a week. Can you handle that?"

The husband thinks for a moment, then replies, "Well, I can get her here Monday and Wednesday, but Friday I golf."
MaryW
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From: beachgirl
Date: 09-06-2005, 11:03 AM (2 of 4)
That's a good one Mary.
User: beachgirl
Member since: 08-31-2004
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From: Chrysantha
Date: 09-07-2005, 03:38 PM (3 of 4)
LMAO !!! :bg:
Chrys
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Member since: 09-06-2002
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From: Magot
Date: 09-11-2005, 08:12 AM (4 of 4)
tee hee tee hee...
love and kisses, Jan
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Total posts: 3626
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