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From: MaryW
Date: 09-13-2005, 09:20 AM (1 of 2)
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Young Kenny, a hillbilly who moved to Texas, bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. But the next day he drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died." Kenny replied, "Well, then, just give me my money back." The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." Kenny said, "Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey." The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?" Kenny said , "I'm going to raffle him off." The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" Kenny said, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead." A month later, the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?" Kenny said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $998.00." The farmer said, Didn't anyone complain?" Kenny said, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back." Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron. MaryW
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From: HeyJudee
Date: 09-13-2005, 09:33 AM (2 of 2)
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Good one!!!!
TTFN from
Judy |
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Member since: 01-25-2005 Total posts: 1366 
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