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From: MaryW
Date: 09-19-2005, 01:41 PM (1 of 6)
God was just about done creating man but he had two things left over in his bag and He couldn't quite decide how to split them between Adam and Eve. He thought He might just as well ask them. He told them one of the things He had left was a thing a mabob that would allow the owner to pee while standing up.  It's very handy God told them and I wonder if either one of you have a preference for it. Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged. Oh please, give that to me. It seems just the sort of thing a man should have. On and on he went like an excited kid. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam wanted it so bad, he could have it. So, God gave Adam the thing that let him pee standing up. Adam was so excited he started whizzing all over the place. First on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand  , and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away. He really enjoyed himself. God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, well, I guess you are stuck with the last thing I have left. What's it called asked Eve. Brains said God. 
MaryW
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User: MaryW
Member since: 06-23-2005 Total posts: 2542 
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From: Magot
Date: 09-19-2005, 01:54 PM (2 of 6)
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> snortle snortle< that is a coffee-out-of-the-nose joke.....
love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us Cells a Speciality DNA to order. |
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626 
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From: Chrysantha
Date: 09-19-2005, 03:40 PM (3 of 6)
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I just love -truth- jokes !!!
Chrys
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User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002 Total posts: 2414 
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From: LeapFrog Libby
Date: 09-19-2005, 04:12 PM (4 of 6)
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AMEN ! to that....
Sew With Love
Libby |
User: LeapFrog Libby
Member since: 05-01-2002 Total posts: 2022 
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From: bridesmom
Date: 09-20-2005, 01:05 AM (5 of 6)
 ROTFLOL
Laura
Tickled pink with my Innovis 4000D |
User: bridesmom
Member since: 01-21-2004 Total posts: 2026 |
From: Reba Hewitt
Date: 10-11-2005, 09:30 AM (6 of 6)
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OH SO TRUE!!!! ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Reba |
User: Reba Hewitt
Member since: 10-10-2005 Total posts: 14 |
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