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From: DragonLady
Date: 09-26-2005, 03:35 AM (1 of 4)
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A married couple was at the hospital to deliver their first baby. The hospital had invented a machine that could transfer a portion of the mother's pain through to the father. The doctor asked if the couple wanted to try it out and they were very much in favour of it. He then set the dial to give the husband just 10% of the pain that his wife would be feeling, explaining that this would probably be more pain than the man had ever experienced in his life before. Soon after, the woman began to go into labour. As it went on, the man felt fine and as his wife was in agony, he asked for 20%. After 10 minutes, the doctor checked and was amazed at how well the man was doing, he went for 50%. The man still felt fine and since it was helping his wife out, he asked now for all the pain to be transferred to him. His wife delivered a perfectly healthy baby with virtually no pain. The amazed doctor told the man that the pain he had endured would have killed any normal man. The couple were ecstatic about their newborn and the pain-free way he was delivered. Until they got home to find the mailman lying dead on their porch! 
"No more twist! No more twist!"
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User: DragonLady
Member since: 11-10-2004 Total posts: 152 
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From: Chrysantha
Date: 09-26-2005, 03:53 PM (2 of 4)
oh my !!!!  
Chrys
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User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002 Total posts: 2414 
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From: bridesmom
Date: 09-28-2005, 10:44 PM (3 of 4)
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Oh my oh my!!~!!ROTFL
Laura
Tickled pink with my Innovis 4000D |
User: bridesmom
Member since: 01-21-2004 Total posts: 2026 |
From: Reba Hewitt
Date: 10-11-2005, 09:54 AM (4 of 4)
| Oops!!!!! but still funny |
User: Reba Hewitt
Member since: 10-10-2005 Total posts: 14 |
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