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From: bridesmom
Date: 10-20-2005, 05:09 PM (1 of 6)
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The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other! DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown. SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: Here's my paycheck. ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today. SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe! ULTRA SAFE: Have some more chocolate. And remember: Money talks...but Chocolate sings! Laura
Tickled pink with my Innovis 4000D |
User: bridesmom
Member since: 01-21-2004 Total posts: 2026 |
From: Bama
Date: 10-22-2005, 11:15 AM (2 of 6)
My hubby needs to remember the last one. 
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User: Bama
Member since: 03-21-2000 Total posts: 2116 
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From: Yuliya
Date: 11-13-2005, 11:31 PM (3 of 6)
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O my gosh... Sounds like my husband, all the first dangerous ones...all of them and plus some extra. I got so used to it, that until today I did not realize how dangerous they are. I need to work on it starting today  !
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User: Yuliya
Member since: 11-11-2005 Total posts: 7 
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From: MaryW
Date: 11-14-2005, 10:50 AM (4 of 6)
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Hi Yuliya and welcome to Sew Whats New. Good words for any man to remember. 
MaryW
owner/editor of Sew Whats New |
User: MaryW
Member since: 06-23-2005 Total posts: 2542 
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From: Yuliya
Date: 11-17-2005, 11:30 PM (5 of 6)
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Thank you Mary for welcoming me. This is a great forum! At first I did not notice, that this site is like a "family of friends" already, I see the same names from thread to thread... I thought that my newcoming would not be noticed... and I did not knock at the door :0) I read all the jokes ladies/(gntlmen?) sent, and I truly enjoyed them and laughed. It made my day! Yuliya |
User: Yuliya
Member since: 11-11-2005 Total posts: 7
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From: oklahomanana
Date: 11-24-2005, 12:50 AM (6 of 6)
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Yuliya, Welcome to our corner of the world! Lots of nice people here and you can't beat Mary! Come sit and stay and while. Learn with us. The more the merrier! happy thanksgiving to everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hope you get stuffed with turkey or Ham which ever is your preference! One of the best gifts to give a child/grandchild is your listening ear.
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User: oklahomanana
Member since: 09-07-2004 Total posts: 406 
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