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From: MaryW
Date: 10-28-2005, 08:59 AM (1 of 3)
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Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" "Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with a smirk. "That's fine," said the girl. "I'll take ten yards." With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it out. The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing beside her, and smiled, "Grandpa will pay the bill." MaryW
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User: MaryW
Member since: 06-23-2005 Total posts: 2542 
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From: Chrysantha
Date: 10-28-2005, 10:30 PM (2 of 3)
LMAO !!!! Perfect.... 
Chrys
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User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002 Total posts: 2414 
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From: MaryW
Date: 10-29-2005, 06:01 PM (3 of 3)
I thought so too. 
MaryW
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User: MaryW
Member since: 06-23-2005 Total posts: 2542
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