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From: dmoses
Date: 11-16-2005, 08:11 AM (1 of 7)
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A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded, and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me, I will grant you one wish". The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the Enormity of the undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it will take! It will nearly exhaust all the natural resources. It is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me". The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. How she feels inside, what she's thinking when she's silent? Why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how to make her truly happy". The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four? " Take care,
Donna |
User: dmoses
Member since: 02-22-2002 Total posts: 964 
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From: bridesmom
Date: 11-17-2005, 08:19 AM (2 of 7)
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That's too cute!
Laura
Tickled pink with my Innovis 4000D |
User: bridesmom
Member since: 01-21-2004 Total posts: 2026 |
From: oklahomanana
Date: 11-19-2005, 12:07 AM (3 of 7)
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FUNNY! loved it!
One of the best gifts to give a child/grandchild is your listening ear.
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User: oklahomanana
Member since: 09-07-2004 Total posts: 406 
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From: Magot
Date: 11-19-2005, 09:22 AM (4 of 7)
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my husband nodded sagely.
love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us Cells a Speciality DNA to order. |
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626 
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From: oklahomanana
Date: 11-20-2005, 12:13 PM (5 of 7)
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GOTTA Share this with you all!!! It is cute! We Is Friends! Me And You Is Friends .. You Smile, I Smile . You Hurt, I Hurt .. You Cry, I Cry . You Jump Off A Bridge .. I Gonna Miss Your E-Mails One of the best gifts to give a child/grandchild is your listening ear.
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User: oklahomanana
Member since: 09-07-2004 Total posts: 406
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From: oklahomanana
Date: 11-20-2005, 12:15 PM (6 of 7)
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CHRISTMAS WARNING... Christmas has been canceled and it is all YOUR fault because YOU told Santa YOU had been good this year. AND: AND HE DIED LAUGHING! One of the best gifts to give a child/grandchild is your listening ear.
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User: oklahomanana
Member since: 09-07-2004 Total posts: 406
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From: mommydionne
Date: 11-21-2005, 04:26 PM (7 of 7)
 tooooo funny, kids didn't think so though... wonder why 
Jeanette
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User: mommydionne
Member since: 01-08-2004 Total posts: 838 
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